the lisa 

When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy

Yeah the lisa (by jarryd)

the lisa by jarryd (hookup artist) fez October 13, 2011

The Lisa 

When a woman gives a sloppy blowjob and sucks and licks on your balls, then licks the shaft all the way up to the tip then forcing her own head down all the way to the bottom and swallows the entire cock. This move is now and forever dubbed The Lisa. It will have you hooked, proceed with caution and enjoy.

This girl was sucking my dick so good then she did the Lisa and i was so impressed, she was the best.

The Lisa by Edgar Allen November 5, 2019

The Lisa Turtle 

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

The Lisa Turtle by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

The Lisa and Lisa's 

When someone throws a hissy fit and starts crying over an ex girlfriend. Alternative to the Johnson and Johnson's but only relevant when related to tears over an ex girlfriend.

I can't believe Eddie got upset and left the bar early. He had a bad case of the lisa and lisa's.

The Lisa and Lisa's by eddieloveslisa September 9, 2014

The Lisa Stansfield 

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

The Lisa Stansfield by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

The Mona Lisa 

The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!

Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?

Mike: It’s a painting, miss!

Teacher: By who?

Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.

Teacher: ...

The Mona Lisa by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 14, 2021

Lisa The Painful : RPG 

A life ruining gaming experience, where you lose your party members, via permadeath, or due to your decisions, and maybe more don't wanna spoil it.

Person A : Aw hell, i'm being forced to russian roulette for my party members lives! I wonder what could go wron-
Party member gets perma-killed.
Person B : Well that's Lisa The Painful : RPG for you.

Lisa The Painful : RPG by Sosku10 August 7, 2021