The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging June 9, 2011

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

by Pez and Jonnie January 7, 2010

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit the Frog

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

by Nonopolies December 17, 2019