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The Jose

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.
by Sytoc March 11, 2021
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The Big Jose

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.
why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.
by BabybackB February 14, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
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The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
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Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
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