the hog

A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.

Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."

the hog by boringoldorange January 4, 2018

the hog

Oregon expression for schlong

I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker

the hog by 420hitter February 21, 2003

the HOG

a mysterious place of great parties at Michigan State University. Located close to campus, they have thrown some killer parties since founded in 2008. If you are fortunate enough to know any of the HOG guys, you probably have a nickname. They make it a tradition to throw fun, safe, and usually out of control parties for the students of MSU. The house itself is a wonderous one. 6 staircases, 2 separate basements, and a staircase to the roof. You can usually find the HOG participating in some sort of party, any given day of the week.The founders are Dirty, Snuggles, Boozer, Chewy, KRAL, Garbage, Monk, Wibs, Epic, and Dr. Drej. honorary members are Juggs, Trunk, Shooter, Olga, E-Rex, and Ms. Swan. Also known as the House of Glee.

Freshman 1: Hey man, do you want to go out to that delta chi party this friday?

Freshman 2: and go hook up with some ugly slut? No fuckin way! I'm goin to the HOG to hook up with some hotties, they always throw the sickest parties. and have a ton of tail runnin around.

Freshman 1: I'm down.

the HOG by D1rty B3ar July 14, 2009

The Hog Father 

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

The Hog Father by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) 

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) by Saulman500 December 26, 2023

Feed the hog

To masturbate.

I've got to go feed the hog.

Feed the hog by Habeas December 26, 2016

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

beat the hog by Truant January 13, 2004