When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
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Sean: Yo lets hang at the glen.
Kyle: Who the f*** are you?
Sean: doesn't matter wanna go?
Kyle: Sure I don't care.
Kyle: Who the f*** are you?
Sean: doesn't matter wanna go?
Kyle: Sure I don't care.
by Ya boi Hans January 2, 2017
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Get the glen the librarian mug.A rare species of femboy often spotted in the wild—usually at a distance, because you’ll smell the desperation and chain grease before you see him. Glen is what happens when you try to order a "cute aesthetic" from a sketchy warehouse and it gets lost in the mail for three weeks.
He is best known for his commitment to the "homeless-chic" lifestyle, though he leans much harder into the "homeless" than the "chic." His wardrobe consists of clothes that look like they were fought over by two raccoons in a dumpster, yet he wears them with the unearned confidence of a Victorian duchess.
The "Bi-cycle" Factor:
Glen’s primary mode of transport is his "bi-cycle." It’s called a bi-cycle not because of his orientation, but because it’s a miracle it hasn’t split into bi-nary pieces mid-commute. Seeing Glen pedal down the street is like watching a low-budget circus act where the main attraction is a pile of laundry trying to balance on two rusty wheels
He is best known for his commitment to the "homeless-chic" lifestyle, though he leans much harder into the "homeless" than the "chic." His wardrobe consists of clothes that look like they were fought over by two raccoons in a dumpster, yet he wears them with the unearned confidence of a Victorian duchess.
The "Bi-cycle" Factor:
Glen’s primary mode of transport is his "bi-cycle." It’s called a bi-cycle not because of his orientation, but because it’s a miracle it hasn’t split into bi-nary pieces mid-commute. Seeing Glen pedal down the street is like watching a low-budget circus act where the main attraction is a pile of laundry trying to balance on two rusty wheels
“I thought the city finally started a textile recycling program, but then I realized it was just Glen (The Budget Femboy) rattling past on that squeaky bi-cycle again.”
by MTA128 March 27, 2026
Get the Glen (The Budget Femboy) mug.A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
by kill9 March 28, 2017
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Typical conversation between a teacher and a student from the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
Teacher: Who are you?
Academite: I'm in the Academy and was wondering if I could--
Teacher: Yes.
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An emotional void of pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, heightened by the inevitability of the coming Monday; May or may not be made worse by the presence of a hangover; Synonymous with Sunday Scaries and/or long dark teatime of the soul.
Named after "Glenroe", an Irish telenovela that ran from 1983 to 2001, aired on Sundays at 20:30, and was, for many, the harbinger of the impending Monday.
An emotional void of pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, heightened by the inevitability of the coming Monday; May or may not be made worse by the presence of a hangover; Synonymous with Sunday Scaries and/or long dark teatime of the soul.
Named after "Glenroe", an Irish telenovela that ran from 1983 to 2001, aired on Sundays at 20:30, and was, for many, the harbinger of the impending Monday.
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