The Flying Dutchman

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

by guitar098 October 12, 2008

The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.

Kyle used the Flying Dutchman on me in the office this morning.

by Betycrocker8 October 17, 2025

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

The Flying Dutchmen

Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.

"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"

by T J W September 29, 2007

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024