Taking a flagpole and ripping the flag off and shoving it in the females mouth while the male shoves the flagpole in the females dilated vagina while the male also continues to shove his penis in the females anus while singing the national anthem
by Nigga Stacey January 2, 2014
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Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009
Get the Greasing the flagpole mug.Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
by sfmc98 September 30, 2009
Get the Close to the flagpole mug.The act of a man getting constant blowjobs and thus ejaculating into his wife's/girlfriend's mouth and then her letting the semen drip from her mouth as she continues to thrust her head up and down causing a nice waxy finish on the man's shaft
"What did you and Jan do last night"? We went out to dinner and then we just came home and she decided to wax the flagpole." We put a couple coats of wax on it so it should be good for a few days."
by IRISH98 June 27, 2006
Get the Wax the Flagpole mug.When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
by irish donkey June 29, 2006
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