named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009
Get the The Evan mug.named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
by alk3Evan June 2, 2009
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named after the internet celebrity Evan Hill, The Evan actually describes the act of being a complete and total smart ass.
that guy over there is a complete smart ass. yet i cant help but laugh at his jokes.....about me. now that's The Evan.
by thekillercondom August 11, 2009
Get the The Evan mug.The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
by lovesmaul415 February 20, 2010
Get the The Evan mug.it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
by Burninator831 October 15, 2009
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by Apple Greg May 11, 2020
Get the Evan the Weeb mug.When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
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