The Dyson 

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it

Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes

The Dyson by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023

The Dyson 

When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.

"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."

The Dyson by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024

The Dyson 

When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.

I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."

The Dyson by UniquePleasure May 2, 2024

The Flying Dyson 

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

The Flying Dyson by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

The Dylson Effect 

The name given to the effect caused by Dylson being near to you.

It will cause all individuals near Dylson to start convulsing and uncontrollably repeating "Dylson".

"Woah I can't remember last night, I think I got hit with The Dylson Effect"

The Dylson Effect by Dylson balls March 10, 2020

The Joe Dymond 

Committing murder

I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!

The Joe Dymond by albatross34 November 9, 2010

Dysentery of the Nose

When your nose won't stop spewing out substances that you would rather not see.
Also known as the Common Cold.

ACHOO!" "Bless you." "Thanks. Dysentery of the nose SUCKS." "I know, right?

Dysentery of the Nose by Tiffany Aching September 7, 2010