the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020

the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."

by PLil December 18, 2008

The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020