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The Butt 

The act a dog performs when it drags it's ass along the carpet, propelling itself forward with it's front legs. This is used as a means of wiping the last bits of shit from it's butthole, leaving your carpet laden with skid marks and shit stains.
Tootie tried to do The Butt last night, but as a means of saving the rug, Deedle put her hand underneath her culo, and was left with nothing more than a shit streak on her palm.
The Butt by Ordo November 14, 2012
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the butt 

A dance move made by Spike Lee back in the '80's.
Go to msn.com, type in Spike Lee, and then look from there...
the butt by Tia Caramel July 31, 2004

the butt 

Ima go ride the butt tomorrow
the butt by Lucy March 26, 2005

the butt johnson 

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.
Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.

The butt of Jennifer Lopez 

The only object on Earth that can be seen from space.
Alien 1: Holy crap! What the hell is that?

Alien 2: I don't know. Is it a gigantic cave?

Ben Afleck: No, it is the butt of Jennifer Lopez.
The butt of Jennifer Lopez by bbare89 September 19, 2009

The butt flu 

Refering to AIDS, and HIV.
I heard they had a bad case of the butt flu break out over at the Bathhouse.
The butt flu by Shayne B August 9, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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