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The Burnt Toast 

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit
Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

The Burnt Mozzarella 

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.
Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.
The Burnt Mozzarella by Strikegold January 20, 2022

Smelling the Burnt Almonds 

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.
After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

Shagging the Burnt Rag 

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.
Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.

Burnt the beans 

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable
John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck
Burnt the beans by Getbig350 June 26, 2017