The Bert

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.

by SuperSaintMan April 17, 2010

The Bert and Ernie

A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.

Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."

by Brother Ernie May 5, 2021

The Bert Dance

A simple and highly skilled dance routine done by the one and only McCracken of The Used.
(WARNING) The Bert Dance is not suggested for children under the age of 12.

Those radd kids over there totally busted out the Bert Dance.

by Sean Kramer September 25, 2005

bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

The Bertuzzi

The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck

Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court

by TimmyTARD April 8, 2008

The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021