The Barrett

Sleepy, Hairy, Tanned, Loves the Couch, Lots of Cigs, Fastfood, No Sex.

Everyone knows a The Barrett

Dude wake up it is 3 in the afternoon, you are acting like The Barrett

The Barrett by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

The Barrett

When your girl slips her finger up your pooper, makes you jizz on your self then forces you to lick her hand clean

My friend went to Amsterdam and got The Barrett

The Barrett by PBC92 April 15, 2021

The Jamie Barrett 50 cal 

When youre having sex with a woman, ejaculate inside her and the sheer power of your spunk leads to it coming out of her mouth, spraying onto your face.

Last night me gyal shagga hard me ting turn The Jamie Barrett 50 cal pon de face dem der.

The Jamie Barrett 50 cal by bencurryy May 3, 2022

The Flying Barrett 

The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.

Also see: The Barrett

Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?

Guy 2: Who?

Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha

Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?

The Flying Barrett by biscy March 14, 2012

the real housewives of barrett weed 

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

the real housewives of barrett weed by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020

The Barret 

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.

The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.

The Barret by John K Eaton November 16, 2006

The barrets 

A family that has no control and is CRAZY!!

From BSC baby sitters club

Look at that family they're are so The barrets

The barrets by idrkkrdi October 18, 2023