The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

the angles

The Angles:

Only a shot of the face, a shot of the ass, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“There is no full picture”

All the ugly girls at myspace have this!!!

Dude 1- Dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
Dude 2- Dude she’s got the angles, you know... “The angles” all the ugly chicks at myspace have that, there is no full picture!

by joshi July 28, 2008

show the angles right

when someone asks you this, typically when you are in the shower, they will be expected some sort of pic of 😏😏😏

me: "show the angles right ong"
you: *sends ab pics in the shower*

by allupinthapuzzyho July 26, 2022

Show the angles

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.

Girl: I was talking to a hot boy last night

Other girl: did he show the angles?

by Cel4 April 10, 2022

Show the angles right

A saying someone uses when they want to send a hot or good looking pic of them. Sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.

For example:

Girl: *sends a photo of her face*

Guy: show the angles right

Girl: *sends a photo of her breasts

by The mysterious viper January 5, 2023

Show the angles right

A saying someone uses when they want another person to send a hot or good looking pic of them sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.

For example

Girl: *sends picture of her face

Boy: “show the angles right”
Girl: *sends picture of her breasts

by The mysterious viper January 5, 2023

Get The Angles Right

This saying is similar to the one Show The Angles. Except this is used more often where you are disappointed that they haven’t sent a hot or explicit picture yet, and you are annoyed that you have to ask.

Boy: im going to have a shower.
Girl: ugghh just get the angles right please.

by Paradoxxed September 10, 2024