The amber

Amber loves to do the frosty.

Girl 1: Amber is in love with the frosty. She is the amber

by theamber7282 October 28, 2021

The Amber

A gorgeous and rare creature. Usually found on the sunniest of beaches, the Amber is fond of being in the ocean. The Amber will often use a board as a floatation devise, and transportation from ocean to shore. If you can get close enough to interact with the Amber, be calm and kind. If you do so, the Amber will most likely give you a generous compliment, and make you feel at ease. If you don’t keep the Ambers attention, or if you aren’t kind, she will quickly move on. The Amber thrives in many different situations, and at many activities. If you are able to get the Amber comfortable enough to prepare food, it is one of the most amazing experiences you could imagine. Ambers also have incredible acoustic, and vocal cognitive processes, and can recognize as well as create beautiful melodies. The Amber has a very aggressive and unique mating ritual, which is reserved only for very strange and elusive Joe.

George: Holy shit is that the Amber over there?!
Ray: That girl over there in the ocean, idk maybe.

by Fruit of the tomb November 23, 2021

The Amber Heard Effect

Amber Laura Heard, accused Johnny Depp of spousal abuse, yet was captured mocking and yelling at him abusively. She admitted to hitting him and called him a “baby”.

Women who are vindictive and find joy from punishing their spouse with false allegations, have used the Amber Heard effect, on the partners they falsely accuse.

by Chastity Queen May 27, 2022

The Amber Heard

When a person lets go a giant dookie on your side of bed

Being defined as : "Yo David, I did The Amber Heard on Melissa last night, she's still cleaning it".

by ToxicFish June 2, 2022

The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

by Zero@2 April 23, 2022

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

The Amber Clause

a clause in an actors contract invoking the right to never be cast alongside Amber Heard.

I refuse to be in the same movie as Amber Heard. Please include The Amber Clause in my new contract.

by bonybird May 16, 2022