Becoming a Witch

The cost of realizing that you’re stupid... so stupid. Technically a Madoka Magica reference.

“Oh god she’s Becoming a Witch! And she was a-head of the game, too...”

by TealCross October 18, 2019

Boogie witch

Someone who acts so nice in public but so fucking evil and a stealing murderous bitch in private

We all believed in this boogie witch and went to hell for it . Boogie bitch!

by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 6, 2022

Witch Nose

When your dick is between being soft and hard, just enough to show a bump on your pants.

Hey man, i need to sit down for a second…my fuckin’ witch nose is showing

by Mike1982 May 5, 2023

biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”

by Gorl.com February 2, 2023

Silent Witch of Stabbiness

Marianne, who does marianne things

I am the silent witch of stabbiness

by Becker936 May 15, 2021

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022

Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them

Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.

by kiradec November 3, 2023