shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant December 1, 2017

Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.

Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 5, 2017

hyunjin's future wife

hyunjin's future wife is someone who used to be Wi Ha Joon's wife. She has a short brown hair and she is kinda mandarin chinese.

Oh hyunjin's future wife is Wi Ha Joon's ex wife

by Wi Ha Joon's new wife November 21, 2021