A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
by Irish March 5, 2004
When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.
by eyeyeyeye89 April 13, 2009
From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.
Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
by Mizer August 9, 2007
She is dating a boy. He plays soccer. He is blonde. He is 5'11. He is the love of her life. He is Nate Livermore. The love of ciara Willams (Velma) life.
by kikller June 6, 2022
Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Velma is an iconic, ginger-haired, specky beaut with absolutely no facial hair and certainly no dphysleksya. Velma works as a slave for sky bet and ladbrokes in which a cumulative loss of £10 a week makes Velma very happy. Velma also likes to wear skirts and lose her glasses in hope that she grabs the rugby boys attention. Velma is yes
by Daddy Fred March 3, 2023