by Da Man October 31, 2003
A texan liberal is a liberal with testicles. A person who is neither a wimpy, whiny person with no sense of integrity (ie Ted Kennedy), nor is a bible-thumping racist redneck dumbass (ie Rush Limbaugh), but is somewhere in the middle politically. A member of a dying breed of people who exercise intelligence in their political leanings.
I'm into social equality and help for those who need it, but if someone tries to hurt my family, I'm gonna fight back. Guess that makes me a Texan liberal
by Tex in Babylon May 10, 2006
Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.
Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.
(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
by LostInLimbo December 17, 2014
Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.
I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.
by The freshness February 25, 2014
A synonym for super glue.
This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.
Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."
Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."
by Battle Chief January 23, 2015
by zertec ha March 30, 2005