swine

An officer of the law. Negative connotation.

Yeah, that swine gave me a ticket for going 2 miles over the speed limit in Jacksonville!

by Bungalow Bill December 31, 2002

Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

by Nutcroot January 6, 2005

Swining

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

by dmgsnowy May 1, 2009

Swined

having the swine flu.

dude i got swined

by bythumb May 11, 2009

swined

Having been wronged in some way. Not necessarily obtaining the swine influenza (flu) virus originating in Mexico on April 2009.

Jeff has his wallet stolen. Steve tells Jeff "You've been swined dude".

by xejorax May 1, 2009

Swines

Another word for having swine flu.

Have you seen Jamal?
Naw nigga I heard hes got swines.

by D137 5N4PPL3 October 13, 2009

swine

A modifier for any ailment that is worse than normal and annoyingly persistent. Based on the 2009 Swine Flu, which was really nothing more than a persistent strain of a standard flu

swine cold, swine diarrhea, swine cough, swine broken arm

"Dude, you have had that cold forever, is it like swine cold or something?"

"Man, this broken arm just will not heal...its so swine"

by the ecomicist October 20, 2009