When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.
I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.
by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017
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A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.
“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

Oh fuck!”
by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021
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A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)
I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.
by UncleRody May 25, 2021
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During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.
Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"
by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017
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Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.
"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."
by Critik2be November 21, 2012
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The act of rapidly tapping your fingers against a hard service, such as a school desk or table. Somewhat sounds like a large amount of tiny hooves pelting the ground in, as the name suggests, a stampede.
Watch out; finger stampede at John's desk!
by plain goldfish January 24, 2011
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a cute mama's boy/pervert
that fights for "love and peace" and eats the fried cyclops (AKA donuts)
Does he like bagels too

We know we do!!!
by BJ and MJ December 30, 2004
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