Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.

Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party

by DJ Pies February 23, 2020

Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo November 16, 2015

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.

Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.

by ThatJO February 1, 2018