Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
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When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
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Sesquaple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
My sesquaple-second-cousin is a good person.
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A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.
one doge-second later, he came back
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