A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball
"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"
by The bitch came back February 05, 2015
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If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.
Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.
by mikm May 31, 2005
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Having a crush on a second cousin. To have strong feelings towards a second cousin. It’s better and less weird than crushing on a first cousin or a sister. It’s legal to marry a second cousin in most places in the world. It’s still weird and considered a taboo according to certain people. Having a crush on a second cousin can result a higher risk of getting rejected compared to having a crush on a non-relative.
(Texting during October 22nd, 2018)
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.

Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.

(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)

(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.
by Excrushman February 22, 2020
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Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 06, 2019
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two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"
by kgodwins July 31, 2011
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