pterodactyl

The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.

That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.

by lil miss awkward January 8, 2014

Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

pterodactyl

In golf, when you make a hole-in-one while your eyes were closed.

At the golf course, Alecks amazing focus and sheer talent caused him to make a pterodactyl basically fulfilling his life long dream.

by SamwiseCrack June 5, 2017

Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.

Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.

by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021

Pterodactyl style

When a guy pees on the outside of thea toilet bowl so it doesn't make any noise. Its called pterodactyl style because the pee is silent.

You should always use pterodactyl style in public bathrooms.

by McSuperDo August 30, 2015

pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.

I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

by Yeeeyeeyeee February 15, 2018

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 9, 2020