The Pope

He is the master of molesters. No drunk uncle can ever rack up rape numbers as much as he can.

"The Pope did anal with me last night, he told me if I suck real good, God would splatter me with his love"

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 26, 2019

Pope of Simps

Someone who is a fool and forgetful

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again

by Pope2 May 3, 2022

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con September 17, 2015

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 3, 2009

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 3, 2011

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 2, 2017

poping a juicy

Popping a juicy is when you do anything exciting and you pop a juicy

My water fell that's poping a juicy

by Rigopopinjuicy March 25, 2016