toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper" "Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 07, 2020

Toilet Paper

The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus

"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."

by Anon_Man11 May 15, 2020

Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper? Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU." Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!? "because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020