A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.
"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."
by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016
The pubic hair on a womans "fajita (pronounced like Vagita) region" or a mans crotchal section.
The hash can be brown or blonde...or if youre an alien, it will be purple..or pink WHO KNOWS.
The hash can be brown or blonde...or if youre an alien, it will be purple..or pink WHO KNOWS.
Boy: WOW!! Those are some nice hashbrowns!!!!!!
Boy 2: Yea dude! Have you seen the hashblondes on that girl?!
Boy: THATS A MAN! Bring me some ketchup!
Boy 2: Yea dude! Have you seen the hashblondes on that girl?!
Boy: THATS A MAN! Bring me some ketchup!
by Tony Da Popsykle August 20, 2005
The act of grating a potato then using ones cock to smash the grated potato up another willing parties anus.
Hey bitch, I've got a sack of potatoes, how bout I grate them up and serve you a stinky hashbrown for breakfast
by Cato86 July 24, 2018
by KC DIRT May 29, 2009
Pulling a Hashbrown means having a heart attack when someone or yourself, is confessing their love to (often) their crush.
It usually results in severe Arrhythmia most of the time, making you a cripple.
It usually results in severe Arrhythmia most of the time, making you a cripple.
Hisao, you dumb bitch. Don't go Pulling a Hashbrown on me, it's only a woman even though I hate women! -Kenji
by Hashbrown Nakai July 2, 2021
noun: The unusual occurrence of a female spontaneously bursting into flames while being covered in male ejaculate.
You wouldn't believe it Seaman Ramscow went on shore leave and burned his privates when that hooker pulled a Pennsylvania Hashbrown.
by dimensional disrepair September 19, 2008
Hashbrown Tom: I love hash browns.
by Jack Awoll October 7, 2020