Whilst a man places both of his testicles in the eye sockets of a recipient, he then places his Semi- erect penis along the bridge of the recipients nose; the penis should be "floppy" as to create the curve of Gonzo's nose effectively.
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015
someone who is a crazy catch, he is too hard to forget about sometimes. he lives more on the wild side and really doesn’t care, or at least doesn’t show it. don’t get on his bad side because he has dirt on everyone. never get on his bad side it’s scary. don’t lose him once you meet him also. he can put you through hell and back with feelings but he just goes along with it. when he doesn’t get his way he can be aggressive too and he’s a very naughty boy, he knows how to mess with your head too,most times he can be there but the other time he is worrying about himself. he’s easy to approach and befriend, he goes through a lot though. he’s also very good with his hands and lips. all in all he’s a crazy catch, he’s a crazy funny beautiful guy who’s been through hell and back.
by 546798:))) February 28, 2018
The gonzo is a sexual manuver which entails gouging out the eyes off ones lover, and stapeling them next to the penis of yourself, or someone else, to the left and right, just above the shaft. Hense representing the lovable features of popular muppet charictar: 'GONZO' This will no dought trigger the haughty chuckles of a more relaxed partner, or the promt arrest of said 'gonzooi' if your partner is, for some wild reason, repulsed by it.
'you've been gonzoed'
'some joker gonzoed me last night'
'i whacked out gonzo in a playground yesterday'
'yea bitch! gonzo me good!'
'some joker gonzoed me last night'
'i whacked out gonzo in a playground yesterday'
'yea bitch! gonzo me good!'
by sneakybitch March 18, 2009
The act or process of dropping one's testes into a passed-out or unconscious person's eye sockets and allowing the penis to rest down the victim's nose. The penis and balls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of Muppets character Gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. Usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.
by Dirty Soodz Chimo the Second June 16, 2011
1) Person 1: News is such gonzo now-a-days!
2) Person 1a: My favourite muppet is Gonzo! He is so funny!
2) Person 1a: My favourite muppet is Gonzo! He is so funny!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
by LINDAR June 2, 2006
by timmie June 24, 2005