Verb: "to gav"

Originally an acronym, "G.A.V." is short for "grossly anally violate".

Thought to have been coined in an attic in Aston Cantlow, UK, the word passed into schoolboy slang, in the sense of getting in trouble, or to feel someone's wrath.
"I didn't give in my homework...I'm going to get gavved"

"He kissed my sister? Oh, I'm going to gav him..."
by le_james July 17, 2009
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Something that is unlikely but true

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A great person, capable of amazing physical feats
"Did you hear Gav pulled a Gav and slept with Sarah. I can hardly believe it but it's true!"

"Check out Gav running, what a Gav!"
by Viddal Le Tit September 15, 2004
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"Hey up, when's tut GAV going tut come out tut closet"
by scampy the dog January 2, 2011
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drift warrior who earned status by talking not drifting
i smashed some cunt at city west then drifted all the way to qld to run from the cops
by j March 6, 2003
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The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.
"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"
by clayton July 23, 2003
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When you say hello to someone and they completely ignore and blank you.
by AlMur July 6, 2009
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Large man who likes to stick his penis in larger women
Gav, the man who went out with rhianne.
by Boobies March 13, 2003
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