"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.
Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.
by diablokrom August 12, 2011
by ayymayy April 2, 2011
A place where weird university students work in the summer, meet people they would otherwise never meet, have all kinds of drunken sex, complain alot, and become the subjects of huge amounts of ridicule by a few cool people.
Weird kid - "I loved working at Fort Henry this summer! Being in the Drums was awesome!"
Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."
Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."
by ManOrMouse? October 26, 2010
Fort McMurray is a town full of pot heads and homosexuals. Also there is a lot of nicotine addictions along with thots.
person 1: hey! are you a gay thot that has a nicotine addiction?
person 2: yeah!
person 1: let’s go to Fort Mcmurray!
person 2: yeah!
person 1: let’s go to Fort Mcmurray!
by thot-gracie-march February 29, 2020
An unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. Symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
Dave has come down with a terminal case of Forts Syndrome. He spent the entire night on Facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the MAAC tournament....they had moved on from 1998....sadly, he had not.
by Ebby's Revenge February 25, 2010
A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.
Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
by psumandingo February 10, 2010
A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.
Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"
Firefighter: SILENCE
Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
Firefighter: SILENCE
Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie February 25, 2012