1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
by ThatTallKiiD December 6, 2010
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A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
“Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”
by Kevbo December 1, 2020
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A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.
Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer
by queen of the douches January 2, 2017
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A very particular type of a gay man.
I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.
by twatwaffle1 December 10, 2010
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When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.
Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.
by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014
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The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.
“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment
by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019
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