Kathy, you have two different kinds of shoes on and you have a stain on the front of your shirt. Do you really expect me to hang out with you tonight, you look like such a dorito!
by Doritolover469 March 23, 2010
by theduckfacedlunatic January 1, 2017
I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.
by Sam June 2, 2005
A bunker used in the sport of paintball manufacturered by SupAir that is shaped like a 3d Dorito. It's similar to a pyrimid having all edges being the same dimension and the base also a triangle.
by 4zn_balla October 9, 2005
1.) Snack chip, known well for it's 'dippability' and 'crunchiness.' Well known by users of marijuana.
by Manawski March 7, 2003
Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.
Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.
There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.
There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.
by Dr Suffering October 6, 2014