When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.
by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014
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Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.
Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.
by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty November 15, 2015
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A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018
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A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp
by Skoogled December 06, 2018
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The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.
Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.
by rufoosy December 16, 2018
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Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
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Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.
"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"
by The Great King DeDeDe December 05, 2018
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