Women who crave the attention of lesser men to glorify them in every way but not give back
"Yes them some simp collecting hoes" "Doja Cat a Simp Collector"
by Sir Izaak June 2, 2020
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Someone who attends graduate and professional school for a prolonged period of time and earn multiple degrees (Ph.D. , MD, JD, MBA) without the intention of ever using their degrees. May be used derisively to describe someone who is unclear about their career intentions.
Person 1: Dude, this guy is badass, he has an MD, Ph.D., JD, and MBA degree.

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well has he ever practiced medicine, law, or worked in the business field? He's in his forties and has never worked a real job in his life. He's a degree collector.
by Histrionic June 26, 2010
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A person that treats people like butterfly specimens...they collect them, pin them down, analyse them...and keep them for their own amusement and personal gain..each specimen has a usage phylum..not to be confused with the social butterfly..they are harmless..the collector is deadly!

The initial entrapment is a deep manipulation ,snared and showered with devotion and praise until they are firmly in the case and in position to be pinned ... Often mildly drugged and stroked with mittens till in a mild soporific trance .. Caught like a fly in a spider's web ..... Then kept to be prodded, poked and meddled with ... And then always lacking and inferior and suddenly out of vogue ......coz

Ohhhhhhh there 's a new butterfly!
Oooo that Sally is a right Butterfly Collector!
by Grimsleeper April 19, 2015
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1. An item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. An item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.
John had a large assortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.
by Woland14 October 9, 2008
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The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.
That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.
by The Dr B March 26, 2007
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dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.
I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.
by Symone Loki August 4, 2006
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