bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

Yee-Haw Brain

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.

Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"

by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021

Dirty Braine

When a big guy is fucking a tiny guy in the ass and the little guy moans : "Oh my days"

"Jonathan did a dirty Braine yesterday!"

by Sapoud December 8, 2021

Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016

Small Brain

A certain definition for that doesn't happen to be the truth. Certain definitions on Urban Dictionary don't happen to be the truth. Certain messages on Urban Dictionary don't happen to be the truth. A certain definition for that doesn't happen to be the truth. Not "When someone is a small brain they are not smart and have the smallest of brain's" from WhyAPenny. Also not "People with small brain typically are named Roger and Bo" from WhyAPenny. /

There is a Small Brain.

by JordanJohnsonistheone September 6, 2022

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021