An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.
"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
by MapleStreet May 8, 2020
The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
When the anvil god (www.transformice.com) on Map 62 or it's nightmode counterpart spawns itself again, randomly. (Sometimes due to lag.)
by Harumagedon December 16, 2010
A person that is so desperately power hungry, bullshits about everything, think he/she is top shit, always dick riding every online boy/girl they wish to have a "relationship" with, try to make a deformed version of the original group, dates someone that's taller than them, and has a head shaped as an anvil.
Laura: Guys, Peyton just texted me to give him head.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
by Topic Lyfe June 28, 2017
Anvil chest is sexy.
by -=GMAN=- July 17, 2019