The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.
Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
by Srwim January 25, 2011
When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.
by alaskalover123 January 3, 2021
When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.
by Zkatk1 July 7, 2009
The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.
by April from vancouver January 9, 2011
While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine
by apricotalan May 7, 2010
When you cum in a girls ass, then demand said female to fart it out into your hand. You then proceed to smack her in the face with your cummy hand. Thus, The Alaskan Snow Crab.
by Robdasauto November 12, 2009
When you step in your own ejaculation, usually aiming to coat the bottom of your foot in it. Then you place said foot in a females face and she licks the ejaculate off the bottom of your foot.
Jeff: I'm going to the University of Alaska
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
Chris: What is there to do in Alaska?
Jeff: Well, you can snow shoe
Chris: I gave your sister an Alaskan Snow Shoe!
by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 13, 2009