KP

Acronym for 'Kilometre Peter', meaning a guy with a large member. Also, a guy with big feet, because you know what they say about guys with big feet.

"Look, that guy has size fifteen feet!"

"he's so KP!"

by eugenesmonalisa August 3, 2009

KP

Initials of King Princess, who’s a singer, musician, and legal gay royalty.

KP could step on my neck and I’d thank her

by virgoxvirgo February 13, 2020

kp

Abbreviation of 'Kein Plan', 'no plan' in German. See np.

A: Do you know how to solve this?
B: kp
A: Me neither..

by hothell June 15, 2009

KP

KP is a rapper, his first song was called To2 you can listen to the song on Apple Music, he is famous for “having the kit” and “rocking this shit like MP3”.

Wow, have you heard To2 by KP! It’s my favorite song!

by Harvard’s Dictionary June 12, 2020

KP

Known Problem

It's a KP, the styleguide hasn't been maintained for a while...

by artokun April 1, 2019

KP

He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.

K- Dawg: KP is a god! Don't Question Him!
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.

by Swag Jesus July 12, 2013

KP

a kneeless evil, yet kind hearted at times, king of bans on games and things you've never heard of.
He will eat you alive like the rat you are, even if your a cat.
He is THE MOST EVIL GRAY BLOB YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!111one one one exclamation point 1

<t3hrandomperson> KP strikes back!
<fool> omfg noez, don't ban me!!!
*** KP sets mode: +b *fool*!*@*
*** fool was kicked by KP (DIE!!!)

by t3hr0x0rz July 20, 2004