kitchened

Kitchened is a word that describes being forced or awkwardly stuck into a conversation with ones mother exceeding 30 minutes. This occurrence always takes place in the kitchen.

Fella #1: "I got kitchened by my mum last night"
Fella #2: "Damn bro, that seems like it lasted an awkward amount of time"

by KazzyP October 30, 2018

Kitchen

A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.

“This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED”

by fadedbitch November 2, 2018

Kitchen

The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.

"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."

by Tails07 March 28, 2009

kitchen

(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs

Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!

by The Joyster May 9, 2005

kitchen

a sammich factory

go the the kitchen and make me some sammich bitch.

by gaesian April 5, 2010

kitchen

place in a home where MEN belongs

MEN like, an Esteban, make sandwiches in the kitchen

by thatnigguh November 25, 2010

Kitchen

Woman spelled backwards

Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow

by Weedledick March 22, 2011