When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.
Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.
by Iwantcockinmymouth July 28, 2017
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someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt
Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !
by Mr. Kiddrick March 4, 2008
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A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............
Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......
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A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.
Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.
by "C&S" October 15, 2008
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The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.
I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.
by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 17, 2009
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Underground MC from the group Outerspace and part of Army Of The Pharaohs. he's absolutely untouchable and a real ass muthafucka! Too important to explain on here... Just look him up and be in awe!!!!!
Crypt The Warchild,"Don’t hit me with the drama, don’t approach me ’bout no B.I
Cause I’m a Pharaoh king, and y’all ain’t worthy of a reply
Bodies I’ve caught decomposing on the seaside
Catch me river dancing through the bloody waters, knee-high
Mind state is cut throat, can’t walk around deprived
My team shut it down, and they access will be denied
Crown royal status Puerto-Ricans, that’s how we ride
Nocturnal foes mesmerized by the streetlights
One shot at glory, game will never give you three tries
For the haters I’ve murked, they would love to see me die
Acid tripping vision, everything look hi-defy
Drugs, money, liquor, only things that get me by!"
by UrbanGorilla303 February 9, 2015
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