That doesn't mean that

Hym Iam "We have reached the pinnacle of delusion. At this point... As a matter of 100% certainy that my response to anything you would have to say about me is 'That doesn't mean that.' And the premise is likely going to be 'but you said *blank*' and then I respond 'That doesn't mean that.' And the fact that I am literally the pretense for everything you do any say is the proof that you are not the thing you are pretending to be. 'Pre' means 'before.' You can't be the 'Original' if something 'PRE-dates' you."

That doesn't mean that by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

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that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

that doesn't mean squat to me by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

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Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

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Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

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You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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