Me. I am better than U
by Chick-----------------------en May 29, 2022
Mackenzie: you watched elf without me
Rock: no I watched most of it
Mackenzie: that’s not better
Rock: that’s literally the definition of better
Rock: no I watched most of it
Mackenzie: that’s not better
Rock: that’s literally the definition of better
Thinking, reason, psychology, comdey, writing, anything that would constitute a talent, any skill you could develop I can develop to a greater height, peak physical condition, probably raising your kids, probably most of the things all of that is irrelevant as so long as your abject inferiority doesn't affect your outcome you do not care.
Hym "Better question: What percentage of your fanbase are in a relationship and has that number increased, decreased, or stayed the same since you started? If the number has increased, by how much? And can the increase be attributed to what you actually promote or are other variables contributing to the increase?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?
Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2023
by JtotheWay June 9, 2022