text offender
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
text offender by fruitermelon October 24, 2008
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text offender
"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."
text offender by Katie1979 January 11, 2009
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text offender
Someone who misuses text messaging.
Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"
text offender by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009
text offender
text offender by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009
text offender
A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
text offender by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014
Registered Text Offender
"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
Registered Text Offender by feyonce' August 6, 2014
Word of the Day on August 9, 2014
Repeat Text Offender
One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)
Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
Repeat Text Offender by PB n' K April 14, 2009
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