A combination of the words 'text' (as in message) and 'expecting' to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.
Eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)
Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?
Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!
Delia: What a bastard!
Delia: Eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! Who are you texpecting?
Eva: This guy I met at the gym yesterday! He hasn't texted me back!
Delia: What a bastard!
by Amy Jallen August 7, 2009
At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"
I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.
by Vromsky January 9, 2009
When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.
by jessersdeal May 8, 2009
by trish222 April 25, 2011
by david 30 April 6, 2009
High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.
Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022