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Texas Roadhouse Footjob
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Texas Roadhouse Footjob by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Texas Roadhouse Footjob
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Texas Roadhouse Footjob by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
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