Tchouk 

Verb, getting messed up. The action of being agitated in such a way as to lose control of one's rational/orderly/composed state of mind or being. Having one's mind blown. The word has sexual overtones, analogous to the word "screw".

Turn down the TV, it's tchouking loud!

He's tchouking my mind with all his conspiracy theories!

He lost his job, his wife left him, and he's being sued for 2 million dollars -- he's really tchouked.

Hey babe, wanna tchouk?

Tchouk by Mud Swallow October 13, 2009

Tchoupi 

A human being retarded, but this makes him quite cute.

Theo is dumb lol, what a Tchoupi !

Tchoupi by Loxeris November 1, 2020

tchoukball 

pronounced jukeball

Tchoukball is an indoor team sport developed in the 1970s by Swiss biologist Dr. Hermann Brandt, who believed that "The objective of all physical activities is not to make champions, but make a contribution to building a harmonious society". His aim was to develop a team sport which did not involve the horrific injuries which he viewed as plaguing other sports.

A Utopian sport that offers opportunities for everyone from 7 to 77 to play, no matter what their physical condition. played with one ball and two rebound frames on either sides of a normal sized court. points are scored my shooting the ball at the frame in a way that it does not hit out of bounds, hit the crease, or get caught by the opposing team. there are no interceptions in this game, along with no physical contact.

(THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA FOR THE FIRST PARAGRAPH)

the tchoukball team scored an epic goal against the other team, chaos ensued.

tchoukball is an excellent, politically correct sport.

tchoukball by Colin Van Every February 18, 2008

tchuk 

Someone who became religious and is annoying everyone with it

Damn ever since Nancy went to machon Chana she’s become such a tchuk

tchuk by Jcrew42069770 January 29, 2023

Tchika-Tchock 

An innovative and informal way to greet a fellow student on the internet, generally inducing a state of confusion, followed by a request for further information regarding the meaning of the compound.

Matt - Tchika-Tchock to you, young man, Tchika-Tchock.
Ewen - Tchicka-Tchock?
Matt - Yeah, you should look it up on the internet.

Tchika-Tchock by Idontthinkthisusernameistaken March 21, 2013

tchoukball 

Some dumb game your gym teacher makes you play in high school PE Class that has no point to it whatsoever and involves balls rebounding back into the court in order to score.

Paul: Dude, I can't believe Mr. Munell made us play tchoukball today.
Oliver: I know dude. I hate it!

tchoukball by BritishBrummie March 23, 2009

Tchoupi 

A human being retarded, but it makes him cute.

Theo is so dumb, He's really a Tchoupi

Tchoupi by Loxeris November 1, 2020