tately moontad Share definition Flag Someone or something who is very ugly. Refers to the ball tie connecting the penis and the testicles. "Aw man, Snozzel is tately moontad! Don't let her touch me." tately moontad by Brad Morrison September 19, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the tately moontad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch