A van, which a man goes door to door selling potatoes in.
"Ey, did you catch the tatey van the other day?"
by sadistic oreo October 16, 2009
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A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D
Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!
by Asterix September 30, 2005
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